Owen Funnies

Owen has been saying the funniest things lately. Here's a few of his funnies:

• On becoming a Vegetarian: At the dinner table one night when we were serving fish Owen stated, "I don't eat meat anymore. I'm never going to eat meat again." About 5 minutes later he ate his fish.



• On Relationships: "When I grow up I'm going to have 3 wives: Sofia, Scarlett and Adler." Then I had to explain why he should only have one wife, and why that person should definitely not be his sister.



• On Animal Kindness: While protecting an ant on our back patio Owen announced, "Don't kill the ant! It is a living creature! But Grandma kills wild pigs because they are bad and tear up her fence. That's OK."



• On getting older: "When I turn 20 I will drive a car and go to college!" I really like this one.....I hadn't realized we had already brainwashed him about college.



• On Death: It seems like every time we watch TV lately Owen asks this about the people we are watching, "Is that person alive?" Not sure why he's asking us that so much. I wonder what's going on in that head of his.



• On School: "I'm going to be sick next Thursday. I'll have to stay home with you, Mom."